Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Goggle Bob's LiveJournal:

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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008
2:16 pm	I'm a rockstar... Baby, I'm a rockstar... Tell me I'm the only one. Still can't dance though... Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: #2719. Tom Petty- Damaged By Love (Comment on this)
Monday, November 5th, 2007
4:58 pm	Could someone please explain what I'm supposed to be seeing here? Current Mood: confused Current Music: #10. Aaron Waters- I Will Win (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
10:18 pm	Can't... look... away... from this. (This is what I've been doing since August.) Current Mood: amused Current Music: #129. Belle and Sebastian - We are the Sleepyheads (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
9:56 am	Last night I had a dream... So, Adolf Hitler (World War II, Star Trek) was trying to drug and kidnap me on the Atlantic City Boardwalk. I thwarted his nefarious plans by tricking one of his henchmen, but I also spit in the face of another of his henchmen, so I had to be "punished" by being forced to watch Hitler's one man stage show. It was revealed during this really awful play by/performed by Hitler, that the reason ol' Adolf disliked me so much was that we have birthdays so close together (me: April 18, Hitler: April 20). I woke up right about the part I started heckling him about the holocaust. I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again. Current Mood: scared Current Music: #1280. Iron and Wine- Such Great Heights (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
8:35 pm	So, for those of you who don't know, for some completely weird reason, the high school girls at Shriver's have some strange preoccupation with yours truly. It used to start with small back-and-forth teasing, and has now come to the point where they have created a MySpace for me. Keep in mind I have absolutely no control over this MySpace, and I maintain that I really have no MySpace. Also I guess they claim I'm gay and have AIDs. I think. Just so you know. Oh, speaking of high school, this is terrifying. Current Mood: scared Current Music: #1943. The Guess Who- American Woman (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 6th, 2007
12:46 pm	Current Mood: amused Current Music: #1168. Gitaroo Man- The Legendary Theme (acoustic) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
11:52 am	Good news, everyone! I finally have a coffee mug that grants me superpowers... I'd post more about it, but I've been really depressed lately; however, I am sure that is completely unrelated to my black, shiny, new mug. ( Additional Picture ) Current Mood: happy Current Music: #2267. Wild Arms- Ending Theme (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 8th, 2007
3:54 pm	For those of you who don't already know, as of September, I got my own place, and it's rather nice; however, a strange problem has occurred. I've got this rubber ducky sitting next to my shampoo in the shower, and this strange "drippage" appears to be falling from the area of the duck. At first I considered that the duck may be losing some level of dye, or that the shampoo has sprung a leak, or it's some strange kind of water damage, but then it occurred to me that there might be a less mundane reason... I am being haunted by the lousiest ghost ever. All it can do is make rubber duckies appear to bleed. Gaze upon this grim visage of the boredom of the hereafter. Current Mood: scared Current Music: #1222. Jim Croce- Rapid Roy the Stock Car Boy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 1st, 2007
4:30 pm	My New Year's resolution is to bring the sexy back. I'm probably going to be charged a late fee as it is... Current Mood: amused Current Music: #375. Castlevania Bloodlines- Blue Intention (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 24th, 2006
9:46 pm	So, according to my Wii Weather Channel today, the temperature was somewhere around 60 degrees fahrenheit in the afternoon. The day before Christmas. In New Jersey. Al Gore, only you can save Christmas! (And certainly not these two.) Current Mood: happy Current Music: #173. Ben Folds- Brick (iTunes Originals Version) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
9:15 pm	I went to a Muslim funeral yesterday. It was a real sausage party. Current Mood: tired Current Music: #57. B*Witched- To You I Belong (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
3:00 pm	Sometimes I forget this thing exists... hmm... post... post... Oh, here's one. Whether you're married or whatever, assume you were single, and went on a date with your literal better half, not someone who completes you or compliments you or whatever, but an opposite sex version of yourself, same life experiences, same likes, same dislikes, same strangely pungent ham scent that follows you everywhere. Got it? So you're going on a first date with this person, and you just know ya like said person, you don't know that they're otherwise "you" to a T. So are you really enamored with your date, or bored to tears by their strikingly similar life experiences? Please answer in five paragraphs, double spaced. Due 12/8. Current Mood: tired Current Music: #1689. Stars- Soft Revolution (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 9th, 2006
1:50 pm	Let me just make this clear to everyone... The Democrats take Congress and the House of Representitives Donald Rumsfeld steps down The McDonalds McRib Sandwich returns See? Complete universal 180. Current Mood: happy Current Music: #1797. The Hold Steady- Party Pit (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
1:05 pm	Good news, everyone, I uploaded the minutes for the last meeting. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: #1730. Taking Back Sunday- Timberwolves At New Jersey (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 15th, 2006
2:52 pm	Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: #2004. Weird Al Yankovic- Another One Rides the Bus (Live) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
9:26 am	Today marks the birth of both James Woods and myself. I aspire to one day voice a character in Kingdom Hearts. Current Mood: happy Current Music: #58. Barenaked Ladies- These Apples (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
10:20 pm	Dear Diary, Today I went to NYC. I hate NYC. And it, with its black heart of pure dead evil hobo, hates me. I was ready for it, I was prepared. And then it snowed on me for two hours. I shall not succumb! I'll see you in Hell, NYC! xoxo Bob PS- The Producers was keen Current Mood: tired Current Music: #1261. Team America- Only a Woman (Comment on this)
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
2:25 pm	There, all done. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: #96. Ben Folds Five- Evaporated (Comment on this)
Monday, December 19th, 2005
10:40 pm	Current Mood: tired Current Music: #623. Gitaroo Man- The Legendary Theme (acoustic) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 4th, 2005
1:54 pm	I'm Super, Thanks for Asking I recently found a book on Superman at the local discount book store (dictionaries sold by the pound!) not published by DC. Basically, it, Superman: The Complete History, is a tell-all on the history of Superman, including the parts that DC encyclopedias rarely mention, like the musical. There was a Superman musical. Reading the book made me realize there are a lot of publicly held notions about Superman, but some of them are simply not true. So, for the betterment of all mankind, do find ten true and false statements about The Man of Super below. Superman is more powerful than you could ever imagine. TRUE Superman: invincible can fly strong enough to move entire planets shoot laser beams from his eyes can breath ice can breath hurricanes super ventriloquism super hearing super freestyle rap battle skillz flying into the sun makes him stronger immune to space imploding can see through nigh anything shoot rainbow rays of some sort nearly immortal supposed to be a genius (see #2 below) fast as all get out hypnotic powers Ever hear the expression "dead one hundred times before you hit the ground"? Yeah, Superman can kill you a billion different ways before you even know it, and still have time to laugh at your tiny genitals. Come to think of it, basically every orifice of the Man of Steel produces some kind of superpower, but he hasn't showcased any powers based on exposing... things. Yet. I smell new maxi-series... (Article Continues at Chickfistmagnet.com) Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: #1231. Unwritten Law- Caitlin (Comment on this)